Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour 
of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked 
President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to 
see that the President had a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W. told 
his wife, Laura, about the urinal. 
     "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal 
gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White 
House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the 
fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. 
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to 
Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."